Jim was visiting an old friend and his wife for dinner.When it is time to leave,his car wouldn't start and it was too late to call a mechanic.The husband urged Jim to stay.There was no extra bed or any sofas,so Jim would have to sleep with the husband and wife.As soon as the husband fell alseep,his wife tapped Jim on the shoulder.
I couldn't do that,whispered Jim.Yor husband is my best friend.
Listen dear,she whispered back,nothing in the world will wake him up once he is asleep.If you don't believe,you can try plucking a hair out of his asshole.
Jim did just that.He was amazed his friend still asleep.Excited,He climbed over and screwed his wife and went back to his side.Not long after that,the wife tapped him again.Again he pulled a hair out of his friend's asshole.This went on eight times during the night.Each time he screwed the wife,he pulled one of the husband's asshole hair.The tenth time,he pulled a hair,the husband woked up and muttered,"Listen old pal,I don't mind you screwing my wife but for God's sake don't use my ass for a scoreboard.
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